the inconvenience of having the initials BLO

BLO
yes.
Those are the amazing initials that my parentals gave me.

I have always wondered if they even noticed how much of a burden this was going to be. As a child I thought it was cool. You know, blow-pops those amazingly good lollipops?

As I got older I realised what other things "blow" can mean. While this might be awesome initials for guys to hear, it isn't so much for me.

guy: "oh! so your initials are BLO?" (smirk, smile, grin, wink...all at once)

me: "yes, I know" (shameful downcast eyes)

guy: "so do your initials mean you are good at certain things?"

me: "yes. that's exactly why my parents gave me them. they knew that their daughter would be exceptionally good at giving head."

guy: "sweet!"

The other downside of my initials is if you take out the middle initial, "L". That gives me BO. The common reference to Body Odour.

Great.
I give head and I stink.

At my college we had to sign our initials each day for attendance. This always gave me the problem of signing my initials or just writing out my first name, I always chose the second option.

Seriously parents. Consider your child's initials. It will save them some embarrassment in the future.

thanks.