Dry Good Friday

What the hell is up with no alcohol purchases on Good Friday?!?

OK
I know. Religious holiday. My bad.

I went to Woolies to get flowers, caffeine, and wine for THE party today (look at post before this). I completely forgot about the alcohol rule and they had posted on all the fridges "No purchasing alcohol on Sunday." So I see the signs and completely forget about the "good" that is attached to today, my mentally retarded mind thought...

oh well its FRIDAY Woolies not SUNDAY! HAHAHA! So I grabbed my Zesty White bottle (you know you like it) and dashed to the line that is as usual a mile long.

When I got to the check out counter the lady does her stuff as usual and is about to check the wine when a manager runs his little buns to our counter and says "nonono!!"

He gave me a very naughty school girl look and took my precious wine away.
Bastard.
I almost got away with it.
So then I gave my oops I forgot look and crawled out of Woolies with my self esteem still in good nic.
Damn it. So now I am scrounging around the house I am sitting trying to find alcohol. I did find a bottle of vodka (mmmyummy). I think I will have to take half the bottle and water up the rest! Sneaky Sneaky!